The Cultured Girl

After letting my mom wax poetic about Dirt hair paste by Jonathan Product, I had to avail myself of one of her jars on my last visit. Now, I’m hooked. This is not just a miracle product for bad hair; it is a sweet, sticky nectar for any head of hair. As Jonathan breathlessly proclaims on the package, “There’s something amazing about the way hair looks and behaves the day after — washing, that is. I created Dirt to help you get that look easily.” And he’s exactly right. The stuff gives hair that great piece-y look without making it greasy, and it’s highly versatile. My mom uses it to spike and finesse her short fine hair, while for long, thick hair like mine, it lends a messy, heavy look. Plus it smells like toasted marshmallows.